Madame Zaritska

So at the recommendation of the Birth Board I went to the She Knows; Pregnancy and Baby website and asked Madame Zaritska to predict the birth details of this baby. This is what she had to say…

The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and a little patch of red hair.”

Hmmmm, it all sounds okay except for the 13 pounds, 13 ounces part! My good God! Would there be anything left of my va-jay-jay after having a near 14 pound baby. Now with the way that I am eating I would not be amazed it the baby does in fact turn out to be nearly 14 pounds, but I would be demanding a c-section!


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  1. Ay ay ay….. Let’s hope Madame Z is off on her weight predictions. That’s just cruel!

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